This weekend, my friend M. turns 30. I know, how can someone be so old and still be alive, right? (Hee hee!) Since M. is considerably younger than me, I was delighted to be able to tease her with even more reckless abandon than usual, so I bought her a funny birthday card:
I’m paraphrasing, but the front of the card said “I would never buy you one of those old lady floppy boob cards” and inside said “I’m sure you see enough of that as it is.” Ahhhh, birthdays — where you can be randomly mean through greeting cards and it makes people laugh.